The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
W. Somerset Maugham – Cakes and Ale
W Somerset Maugham wrote the novel "Cakes and Ale – Or, the Skeleton in the Cupboard." He was a British playwright, novelist, and short-story writer who was known for his witty and ironic prose. Maugham's work often explored themes of human nature, morality, and the human condition.