Sarcasm Quip

You’ll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary

Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs… Mum… Hi.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary

I will not sulk about having no boyfriend, but develop inner poise and authority and sense of self as a woman of substance.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary

I will not get upset over men, but instead be poised and cool ice-queen.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary