CategoryComedy

I am a child of Cosmopolitan culture, have been traumatized by supermodels and too many quizzes and know that neither my personality nor my body is up to it if left to its own devices.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary

I will not get upset over men, but instead be poised and cool ice-queen.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary

I like you very much. Just as you are.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary

I refuse to be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect. Instead, I choose vodka. And Chaka Khan.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary

Oh God. I can’t bear to think about it. He might have a secret horror hidden away somewhere. Perhaps he’s got a wife and two children in Sydenham.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary