Every job has its own special kind of boredom.
Magnus Mills – The Restraints of Beasts
Occupational Tedium
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Every job has its own special kind of boredom.
Magnus Mills – The Restraints of Beasts
In the end, we’re all just part of the machinery.
Magnus Mills – The Restraints of Beasts
The grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with bullshit.
Magnus Mills – The Restraints of Beasts
Time is money, but money isn’t time.
Magnus Mills – The Restraints of Beasts
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it doesn’t get much rest either.
Magnus Mills – The Restraints of Beasts
Silence is golden, especially when you can’t think of a good answer.
Magnus Mills – The Restraints of Beasts
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long if you’re greedy.
Magnus Mills – The Restraints of Beasts
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go in your pants.
Magnus Mills – The Restraints of Beasts
The absent are always in the wrong.
Charles Dickens – The Pickwick Papers
There are very few moments in a man’s existence when he experiences so much ludicrous distress, or meets with half so much amusement as when he is in pursuit of his own hat.
Charles Dickens – The Pickwick Papers