He had the kind of face that would make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.
Spike Milligan – Puckoon
Face Provoking Reaction
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He had the kind of face that would make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.
Spike Milligan – Puckoon
Rugby is a game for barbarians played by gentlemen.
Spike Milligan – Puckoon
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Spike Milligan – Puckoon
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
Spike Milligan – Puckoon
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
Spike Milligan – Puckoon
I’m not afraid of dying I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Spike Milligan – Puckoon
All men are cremated equal.
Spike Milligan – Puckoon
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
Spike Milligan – Puckoon
Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?
Spike Milligan – Puckoon
Smiling is infectious, You can catch it like the flu. Someone smiled at me today, And I started smiling too.
Spike Milligan – Puckoon