Self-Improvement

I am a child of Cosmopolitan culture, have been traumatized by supermodels and too many quizzes and know that neither my personality nor my body is up to it if left to its own devices.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary

I will not get upset over men, but instead be poised and cool ice-queen.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary

Valentine’s Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary

Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs… Mum… Hi.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary

I refuse to be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect. Instead, I choose vodka. And Chaka Khan.

Helen Fielding – Bridget Jones Diary